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Wednesday, 17 April 2013

Appraisals to Nites of Indulgence!

Top ten office party do nots
"Appraisals are where you get together with your team leader or manager and agree what an outstanding member of the team you are, how much your contribution has been valued, what massive potential you have and, in recognition of this, would you mind having your salary halved?"

This observation by British comedian Guy Browning may strike a chord with each of us.

The annual appraisal process is underway in several organisations. Incidentally, it is also a time of the year when emotions rules high among the workforce thus, resulting in putting their papers and walk out for better alternatives.

The unique secrecy of one's appraisal from colleagues gives an impression that each person has got a better deal! So whatever your ratings are or if you are yet to be appraised then just keep your fingers crossed.

And once all such exercise are over put on your dancing shoes and get ready to groove to the rhythm of music with the accompanying psychedelic and lazer display. From rock to hip-hop, from reggae to bhangra - you ask for it and the DJ will do his best to entertain you. Pick up a glass of chilled beer or a goblet of mocktail and say - Cheers!

Parties are a morale-booster for the workforce. These are opportunities to have face time with higher-ups. These are also avenues to build goodwill and to network within colleagues.

Parties are a way of recognising that there really is a community within the organisation - that it is more than just people who sit next to each other and get the company's work out of the door. They are the way of strengthening ties.

Many employers worldwide consider it to be a faux pas when employees skip the company party. Experts say that it is important to show up since it transmits a positive image that an individual is a part of a group which matters to him/her.

However, experts also caution that getting too loose-tongued at a company party can hurt others as well as you. They say free flow of alcohol is often the culprit causing employees to drink and drive or sexually harass colleagues. If you are unable to hold your drinks it can make you say or act in an offencive manner that eventually lands you in trouble.

Have a great party ahead but at the same time be on your guard. Now, if you intend to escape the company party or even indulge in drinking then just think twice!

Top 10 Office Party Do Nots

Do not drink too much. Even if you can handle your alcohol, limit yourself to one drink.

Do not treat the office party as a singles bar. an office party gives you the chance to see another side of your co-worker.

Do not flirt or act in a sexually provocative manner.

Do not wear suggestive clothing. It is okay to wear more of festive clothing (sparkles and sequins), but if you would not wear it to the office, you should not wear it to the office party.

Do not let your guard down. Relax at office parties, but do not reveal things about yourself that you might not want your co-worker to know.

Do not use foul language. Although you may feel comfortable at the office party, be sure to keep bad language in check. It can make you look unprofessional.

Do not bring uninvited guests. Do not assume it is okay to bring your significant other or someone else without asking first.

Do not underestimate your guest's behaviour. Be sure to invite someone who will behave appropriately.

Source: Dawn Rosenberg Mckay, from www.about.com's Guide to Career Planning

Finally, I am not trying to police morals! I was provoked to write this after reading few articles and attending such parties over the years.

Tuesday, 16 April 2013

LETS GO...

The Hormonic Way!
After a festive weekend Monday blues seems to be back again! This is how I had described the first day of
the week when one of my kindergarten friend now, settled in Canberra, Australia pinged me recently in Skype while I was on a work-related con-call. “Cheer up friend – Monday is only in the head…it is only A DAY! Enjoy the rest of day, Ciao!” she replied.

Hey, do not get me wrong – just wanted to emphasize how a swirl of hormones can create mood swings. Whether it is a business pitch, press conference, group discussion, or a warm hug with a colleague, a plethora of hormones seems to be always playing within us.

This word – ‘hormone’ figured today during a quick coffee break with a colleague that had driven me to pen this.

It is a universal fact that two people meeting face to face can experience alerted body chemistry. The bottom line - how do we get to know which hormone is doing the trick at different situation? I remember several years ago reading an interesting article by a senior faculty of Indian Institute of Management (IIM), Lucknow who classified three kinds of hormones which can always pep us up!

Interpersonal meeting can create mutual understanding and trust through secretion of hormones such as OXYTOCINE.

Few people enjoying the company of each other can experience surge of DOPAMINE, a special hormone that enriches the neurotransmitter resulting in an enhanced pleasure.

When people bond with high tech gadgets such as cell phones and computers, they produce SEROTONIN that reduces worry and anxiety. And yes, on that day my Monday blues disappeared by connecting with this friend in real-time after decades!

So which hormone is working within you right now? If I sound too Greek and tech then just leave it there and let the magic of all the positive hormones take charge of us within.

Monday, 8 April 2013

WORLD OF BACKUPS


Laugh it out!
It was indeed nice to get recharged after a cool weekend. The weather was truly great but if I said ‘cool’, then you must be the extra lucky ones with the air-conditioners and air-coolers at top speed and uninterrupted power supply.

Well, I was not all that fortunate as I stay on the top floor of a three storied building. I was forced into a sauna bath as the locality was plunged into darkness several times during the prime hours of the evening – courtesy, Delhi power supply! And thanks to them for retaining my slim figure!

However, within minutes most houses in the neighbourhood came back to life with a variety of roaring as well as silent gen-sets.

As I came out to the terrace to feel the cool evening breeze, a zany old man from the opposite balcony noticed beads of sweat trickling down from my forehead and asked me, “Son, why don’t you get a backup for your room…?” Well, the word ‘Backup’ got me so obsessed that I kept on wondering the whole night until I went into a deep slumber!

The next morning I woke up but realized I could not get the hang of that word. Backup here, backup there, backup everywhere and that’s how I came up with this scrap!

The lexicon meaning of backup is to give support, help or encouragement to. Initially, essential services such as radio stations, television stations and hospitals were equipped with a backup power supply to provide seamless services.

Gradually with the change in times, such backup systems came to dominate in the business establishments, educational institutions, offices and domestic sectors.

Whether in Hollywood or Bollywood there is another version of ‘backups’. Here we have backup dancers, backup actors and backup singers.

Similarly, several organisations have adopted backup trainers, backup quality control analysts (QCA) and backups of all hues.

At our office we have the high-tech power backup systems to take care whenever the power distribution companies (DISCOMS) plays prank! There is a dedicated power supply for the lights and cooling systems while another specialized backup to power the central server for ensuring continuous internet connectivity at all workstations.

Keeping such logic in mind, a thought came up and was wondering if this could be taken a step further!? How about backup spouses, backup fiancés, backup boy friends and girl friends!!??

Hey there, if I sound nutty please excuse me but I am sane. Just find out which backup suites you the best!